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PostSubject: Describe your day in headline form   Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:06 pm

I saw this on the Mike Portnoy forums and loved it, thought I'd try it here...

Teenage boy misses 2 church services, then fails maths homework; fears correlation
"This could be a bad week."
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:31 pm

Anonymous male complains about headache after watching Bud Spencer&Terence Hill-movies the whole day.
"I've learned my lesson, cannabis and italian movies are not the way to cure a hangover."


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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:32 pm

mash fucked his pet chicken and it laid a half chicken half mash egg
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:41 am

Dumbass student forgets to lock the toilet door; Embarresment ensues
"I'll just avoid that girl for the rest of the year"
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:18 am

^^^ LMAO!
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:32 pm

Lord Heat Waits Patiently Until 3:30PM

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:49 pm

Man cuts himself multiple times while shaving his head and beard; blames sleep deprivation. "There's only one way out of this, and it's zZzZ-time."
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:36 am

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:05 pm

Middle Aged Man (38) Lives His Life Like A Twisted Sister Tune
"I'll Never Grow Up! Now or Ever"

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:26 pm

"Lord Heat's Hunger Drives Him To Murder"

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:09 am

"LORD HEAT WAKES UP NEEDING SOME JAVA"

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:25 am

NITROUSBLOND HAD A COOL DAY WITH FRIENDS AND STUFF.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:42 am

SET ABOMINAE HAS USED ALL OF HIS TIME OFF FROM WORK ON BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2 BETA
"I don't regret a single minute of it" he says.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:24 pm

THE DRUNKEN MAN TO COME OUT OF THE COMA.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:15 pm

MIDDLE AGED MAN FROM NORWAY (39) CLAIMS HE'S THE RIGHTFULLY OWNER OF THE HUMAN DNA, PREPARING DINNER FOR HIMSELF AND A GIANT LAWSUIT AGAINST HUMANITY.
"One day I looked around and realized that everybody looked more or less than me. You know two legs, two arms, a body with a head on top with two eyes, ears and a nose placed in the middle. I suspect that someone illegally have made my DNA available on one of those download sites."

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:00 pm

BORED IN BORING TOWN
Residents claim same old same old.

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:03 pm

Heat Smokes Giant Bowl Waiting For The Game To Start

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:16 pm

30 YEAR OLD WOMAN GETS ANGRY AT LOCAL CONCERT, TIME ISSUES ARE INVOLVED.
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:23 pm

HUNGRY HEAT EATS HIMSELF!!

Authorites say nothing left but a smoking pipe...

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:08 pm

YOUNG MAN IS DONE THROWING UP AND SHITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE AFTER LONGTERM SICKNESS
"Aah, to eat solid food once more!"
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:16 pm

BALAKLAVA IS THE NEW IN

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:21 am

BEER
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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:57 am

Heat wrote:
HUNGRY HEAT EATS HIMSELF!!

Authorites say nothing left but a smoking pipe...


hzahaha this made me spit water all over my monitor

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:22 am

Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Describe your day in headline form   Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:34 am

WORKING MAN SURVIVED THE FIRST WEEK OF 2011.

"I deserve a pizza and a cold beer now" he said in a short comment.

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