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PostSubject: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:34 pm

A guy called Robert Forster have come up with these ten rules of rock 'n' roll:

1 Never follow an artist who describes his or her work as dark.
2. The second last song on every album is the weakest.
3. Great bands tend to look alike.
4. Being a rock star is a 24 hour a day job.
5. The band with the most tattoos has the worst songs.
6. No band does anything new on stage after the first 20 minutes.
7. The guitarist who changes guitars on stage after every third number is showing you his guitar collection.
8. Every great artist hides behind his manager.
9. Great bands don't have members making solo albums.
10.The three piece band is the purest form of rock and roll expression.

What do you think?

I think he's wrong most of the time, but I have a feeling that he might be right with rule number 2...

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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:57 pm

I think most of them are wrong as well....

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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:59 pm

All are quite nonsense but the first one is just absurd.
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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:14 pm

Yeah most of them just seem stupid and all wrong:P

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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:29 pm

Who is Robert Forster and what authority does he have regarding rules of rock and roll?

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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:38 pm

He's a douch

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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:54 pm

this is stupid. someone ban robert forrester
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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:11 pm

Elvis should have written the rules! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:04 pm

those rules are just plain stupid
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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:45 pm

Voggis wrote:
9. Great bands don't have members making solo albums.
They are all dumb but this is one is just plain fucking retarded.
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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:20 am

Rubish!!! this guy is very wrong.......
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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:36 am

5 = true.

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PostSubject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll   Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:57 am

self-indulgent and bitter. to hell with his opinions.
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