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The Lodge
Number of posts : 22
Age : 30
Location : UK
Registration date : 2010-01-07
 |  Subject: Describe your day in headline form  Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:06 pm | |
| I saw this on the Mike Portnoy forums and loved it, thought I'd try it here...
Teenage boy misses 2 church services, then fails maths homework; fears correlation
"This could be a bad week." | |
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scato
Number of posts : 164
Age : 40
Location : 60°11′03″N 24°56′57″E
Registration date : 2010-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:31 pm | |
| Anonymous male complains about headache after watching Bud Spencer&Terence Hill-movies the whole day.
"I've learned my lesson, cannabis and italian movies are not the way to cure a hangover."
Last edited by scato on Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:38 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Fixed conjugation(s) :)) | |
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dr.nutslap
Number of posts : 286
Age : 37
Location : New Zealand
Registration date : 2009-04-18
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:32 pm | |
| mash fucked his pet chicken and it laid a half chicken half mash egg | |
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mygga_med_stil
Number of posts : 674
Age : 31
Location : Sweden
Registration date : 2009-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:41 am | |
| Dumbass student forgets to lock the toilet door; Embarresment ensues
"I'll just avoid that girl for the rest of the year" | |
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okirimono
Number of posts : 315
Age : 32
Location : Wonderland
Registration date : 2010-01-13
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:18 am | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:32 pm | |
| Lord Heat Waits Patiently Until 3:30PM | |
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scato
Number of posts : 164
Age : 40
Location : 60°11′03″N 24°56′57″E
Registration date : 2010-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:49 pm | |
| Man cuts himself multiple times while shaving his head and beard; blames sleep deprivation. "There's only one way out of this, and it's zZzZ-time." | |
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Nefarious_Priest
Number of posts : 1044
Location : United Kingdom
Registration date : 2009-04-26
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:36 am | |
| Plumbing work blocks the way for Nefarious Priest to take a leak | |
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Voggis
Number of posts : 3559
Age : 53
Location : Norway
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| Middle Aged Man (38) Lives His Life Like A Twisted Sister Tune
"I'll Never Grow Up! Now or Ever" | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:26 pm | |
| "Lord Heat's Hunger Drives Him To Murder" | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:09 am | |
| "LORD HEAT WAKES UP NEEDING SOME JAVA" | |
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NitrousBlond
Number of posts : 650
Age : 39
Location : IN MY BOYFRIENDS ASSHOLE
Registration date : 2009-06-09
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:25 am | |
| NITROUSBLOND HAD A COOL DAY WITH FRIENDS AND STUFF. | |
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Set Abominae
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 215
Location : Behind a mountain of pepsi cans.
Registration date : 2009-07-09
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:42 am | |
| SET ABOMINAE HAS USED ALL OF HIS TIME OFF FROM WORK ON BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2 BETA
"I don't regret a single minute of it" he says. | |
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Nocturnal
Number of posts : 307
Age : 44
Location : Moon
Registration date : 2009-03-21
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:24 pm | |
| THE DRUNKEN MAN TO COME OUT OF THE COMA. | |
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Voggis
Number of posts : 3559
Age : 53
Location : Norway
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:15 pm | |
| MIDDLE AGED MAN FROM NORWAY (39) CLAIMS HE'S THE RIGHTFULLY OWNER OF THE HUMAN DNA, PREPARING DINNER FOR HIMSELF AND A GIANT LAWSUIT AGAINST HUMANITY.
"One day I looked around and realized that everybody looked more or less than me. You know two legs, two arms, a body with a head on top with two eyes, ears and a nose placed in the middle. I suspect that someone illegally have made my DNA available on one of those download sites." | |
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EvilFever
Moderator
Number of posts : 1511
Age : 34
Location : South Carolina, USA
Registration date : 2010-01-09
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:00 pm | |
| BORED IN BORING TOWN
Residents claim same old same old. | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:03 pm | |
| Heat Smokes Giant Bowl Waiting For The Game To Start | |
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Ankalupe
Number of posts : 166
Age : 43
Location : Antofagasta, Chile
Registration date : 2010-02-08
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:16 pm | |
| 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN GETS ANGRY AT LOCAL CONCERT, TIME ISSUES ARE INVOLVED. | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:23 pm | |
| HUNGRY HEAT EATS HIMSELF!!
Authorites say nothing left but a smoking pipe... | |
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Blije_Ties
Number of posts : 22
Age : 40
Location : Noord-Brabant, The Netherlands
Registration date : 2010-10-22
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:08 pm | |
| YOUNG MAN IS DONE THROWING UP AND SHITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE AFTER LONGTERM SICKNESS
"Aah, to eat solid food once more!" | |
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Voggis
Number of posts : 3559
Age : 53
Location : Norway
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:16 pm | |
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Cuoma
Number of posts : 221
Age : 34
Location : Finland
Registration date : 2010-01-01
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:21 am | |
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Mash
Number of posts : 2822
Age : 181
Location : Canada
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:57 am | |
| - Heat wrote:
- HUNGRY HEAT EATS HIMSELF!!
Authorites say nothing left but a smoking pipe... hzahaha this made me spit water all over my monitor  | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:22 am | |
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Voggis
Number of posts : 3559
Age : 53
Location : Norway
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Describe your day in headline form Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:34 am | |
| WORKING MAN SURVIVED THE FIRST WEEK OF 2011.
"I deserve a pizza and a cold beer now" he said in a short comment. | |
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