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PostSubject: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:53 pm

Self explanatory, I'll start.

Once upon a time there was a dude named Heat...........
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:31 pm

Who liked getting his junk slapped around by dirty hookers
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:37 pm

Untill one night he got a gift that keeps on giving...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:59 pm

a machine that smacked his junk around for him, but it came with a warning from an old Chinese man...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:11 pm

Who was a Cthulhu cultist who was formerly a russian transvestite prostitute transformed by fear. Now this was important because...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:59 pm

When Heat was a little boy he was once caught slamming his pole against his sisters forehead.....
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:14 am

But the only problem was one day his mom caught him doing it...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:32 pm

And threatened to cut it off if he ever did it again.
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:55 pm

So, instead Heat decided to head to the carnival where....
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:01 pm

... they accepted him into the freakshow because he was the ugliest mofo they had ever seen. Once he was properly caged, Heats junk was....

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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:07 pm

....formally exposed once again until one day Kongor the over sized ape boy from guam....
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:45 pm

...Who was actually gay, took a liking to Heat and asked him out that night...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:41 am

...so off they went, Heat riding mightily on Kongors...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:26 am

...and got to the sandwich store, where they found another gay partner...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:17 pm

...When Heat grabbed both of them by the hands and pranced with them in a field of pansies...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:12 pm

...they proceeded to touch their privates...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:30 pm

....by this time they grew tired so they headed to....
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:25 am

...Heat's house by accident to find a woman in there. "HOW DARE YOU HEAT!" said one of the guys...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:19 am

who pulled out a giant dildo and rammed it up Heat's.....

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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:05 am

...vagoo. The giant dildo of death suddenly...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:39 am

....became entwined in Heat's massive.....
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:54 am

shitlog. Apparently that kind of thing makes Heat's bowels explode producing barrels of....

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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:53 pm

tomatoes and then there was a big beer bong of doom that...
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:35 pm

Kongor decided to bring home to his mom. Kongor sat the bong of doom on his table and said, hey mom........
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PostSubject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story   Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:32 pm

"i have a confession to make. i was arrested last night.. they caught me behind the abortion clinic... having sex with abortions."
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