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Voggis
Number of posts : 3559
Age : 53
Location : Norway
Registration date : 2009-03-07
 |  Subject: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll  Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:34 pm | |
| A guy called Robert Forster have come up with these ten rules of rock 'n' roll:
1 Never follow an artist who describes his or her work as dark.
2. The second last song on every album is the weakest.
3. Great bands tend to look alike.
4. Being a rock star is a 24 hour a day job.
5. The band with the most tattoos has the worst songs.
6. No band does anything new on stage after the first 20 minutes.
7. The guitarist who changes guitars on stage after every third number is showing you his guitar collection.
8. Every great artist hides behind his manager.
9. Great bands don't have members making solo albums.
10.The three piece band is the purest form of rock and roll expression.
What do you think?
I think he's wrong most of the time, but I have a feeling that he might be right with rule number 2... | |
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Heat
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Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:57 pm | |
| I think most of them are wrong as well.... | |
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Cuoma
Number of posts : 221
Age : 34
Location : Finland
Registration date : 2010-01-01
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:59 pm | |
| All are quite nonsense but the first one is just absurd. | |
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ThornsofCrimsonDeath
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Number of posts : 5414
Age : 32
Location : Sweden
Registration date : 2009-04-23
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:14 pm | |
| Yeah most of them just seem stupid and all wrong:P | |
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Mash
Number of posts : 2822
Age : 181
Location : Canada
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:29 pm | |
| Who is Robert Forster and what authority does he have regarding rules of rock and roll? | |
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Heat
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Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:38 pm | |
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philisthebest
Number of posts : 94
Location : gainesville
Registration date : 2009-04-08
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:54 pm | |
| this is stupid. someone ban robert forrester | |
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NitrousBlond
Number of posts : 650
Age : 39
Location : IN MY BOYFRIENDS ASSHOLE
Registration date : 2009-06-09
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:11 pm | |
| Elvis should have written the rules!  | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:04 pm | |
| those rules are just plain stupid |
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Decay02
Number of posts : 523
Age : 37
Location : Brisbane, Australia
Registration date : 2009-05-10
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:45 pm | |
| - Voggis wrote:
- 9. Great bands don't have members making solo albums.
They are all dumb but this is one is just plain fucking retarded. | |
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Ankalupe
Number of posts : 166
Age : 43
Location : Antofagasta, Chile
Registration date : 2010-02-08
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:20 am | |
| Rubish!!! this guy is very wrong....... | |
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EvilFever
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Number of posts : 1511
Age : 34
Location : South Carolina, USA
Registration date : 2010-01-09
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:36 am | |
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Svibrager
Number of posts : 45
Age : 38
Registration date : 2010-03-05
| | Subject: Re: The 10 Rules Of Rock And Roll Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:57 am | |
| self-indulgent and bitter. to hell with his opinions. | |
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