i dont know does this kind of topic already exist so i make one
post some funny jokes here ^^ ill start
The Pope and Bush died and went to hell. Satan said "Pope, what have you done to deserve to be in hell?" The Pope replied "I've defended pedo's" "Well done" said Satan, "come sit on my right". He asked Bush, and Bush replied "I've slaughtered thousands upon thousands and they never caught me" "Good! come sit on my left" Then Ozzy came and Satan asked "What have you done to deserve to be in hell" Then Ozzy said "cut the small talk and get off my FUCKING THRONE!"