The Mentors

Quote :

All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power

Yup, the kings of sleaze! El Duce (R.I.P.) and the boys created some of the most hilarious and perverse music in the history of heavy metal. They got famous for these famous lyrics above. These guys had a cult following in the 1980's due to that. Now with the power of the Internet, they have a bigger following!

Are you kidding me? No fans of the Mentors?

http://www.myspace.com/thementors

There, there's their MySpace if you don't know 'em.

OOOOHHHHHHH YEEEAASSSSSSHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who else is in the club?

Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
First you, you gotta find her
If she´s an airhead you never mind her
You search throughout every club in the land
It´s better than using your hand
You find yourself a real dumb chick
Someone to get down on your dick
Then you know what you got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to feel her
Then you, you start to peel her
You feel up her booty and you feel her tits
Make sure she hasn´t got no zits
Feel her body and you feel her ass
Make sure she´s got a lot of class
Then you know what got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to fuck her
If she´s got big tits you suck her
Then you fuck her for a little while
Ram it on home now doggy style
Rubbin´ and oozin´ and maxin´
And squirtin´ it right in her face
She´s the biggest slut in the place
Then you ball her with her legs in the air
Or on a bed or over a chair
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her...

Fuck yeah! I knew there had to be another Mentors fan!

STK's probably the only one around here who'll post in here too!

Here are a couple good Mentors songs for those of you who want to listen to 'em right now. And I highly suggest it. One is track one from Up the Dose. And the other is my personal favorite, also on Up the Dose.





If you like 'em. I'll gladly post more.

The Mentors kick lots of ass. My favorite album by them is Up the Dose.

El Duce

Eldon Wayne Hoke (AKA El Duce) was born March 23, 1958 in Seattle, Washington. I don't know much of his childhood, I'm sure he had a good one. I'm going to assume that. Anyway, he was the frontman (vocalist/drummer) of The Mentors. He formed the rape rock band in 1976 with Sickie Wifebeater (Eric Carlson) and Dr. Heathen Scum (Steve Broy). They moved to Los Angeles, California later on. Well, well, well this ain't just about the Mentors. They're best documented elsewhere.

El Duce's music is best covered elsewhere. So yeah now here some lovely El Duce moments for you all.

El Duce on Springer along with that bitch that was in Home Improvement. There are some really wonderful and funny moments by El Duce.

Oh yeah... then there was this ordeal.





Full o' win!







Yeash! The Man, The Myth, The Legend is a killer album!

Anyhow I hoped ya enjoyed this informative thread on El Duce!

Generally I don't say this about a band...But this fucking band is horrible..

If you like shock/sleaze, check out GG Allin. He was better (and more extreme) than these fools.

I merged the El Duce and the Mentors topics.

I can honestly say, without any doubt, that this is the worst garbage I have ever heard. Only the worst of the worst hip-hop, pop, and crabcore is worse than this.

Dude, 5 posts ago you loved them...WTF happened?

The fanbase happened. Also NitrousBlond got in trouble with the Aunt Jemima Metal Battalion for parodying their Lord and Savior El Duce...

El Douche is a fucking cumsicle...

YES! Why the fuck is he supposedly "the greatest man to ever live"? He was a misogynistic, drunkard, homophobic, racist son of a bitch!

Not the "greatest man to ever live" in my book....That would be ME...He's somewhere between God and Bobcat Goldthwait...

El Duce was actually a scumbag and the world would actually be a better place if his mother fucking aborted him.

rACIST PIECE OF SHIT...