Evil Plan Generator

"Have you ever wanted to come up with a great evil plan, but just
never had the time or intelligence? Well your prayers have been answered, because now with the Evil
Plan Generator, you can come up with any number of plans in no time at all
to wreak havoc upon the world!"

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try out and post what did u get

i got this lol

Your objective is simple: World DominationYour motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my natureStage One:To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the
world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they
come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?Stage Two:Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of
Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
synonymous with Metal, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.Stage Three:Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This
will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
god.

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Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Your objective is simple: Widespread MiseryYour motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankindStage One:To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Town Mascot. This will cause the
world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they
come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?Stage Two:Next, you will Desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of
Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become
synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.Stage Three:Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This
will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will
herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new
god.Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Evil Guide Plan



Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!



Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: madness

Stage One



To begin your plan, you must first clone a Pope. This will cause the
world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, stunned by your
arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why
do they look so good in your Wizard's Robes?

Stage Two



Next, you must steal the pyramids at Giza. This will all be done from
a island of Mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon
seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless
hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three



Finally, you must activate your thermonuclear missiles, bringing
about Something That's Really Metal. Your name shall become synonymous
with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music
career. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the
world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

Your objective is simple: criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a Superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotage United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the Apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god