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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
 |  Subject: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story  Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:53 pm | |
| Self explanatory, I'll start.
Once upon a time there was a dude named Heat........... | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:31 pm | |
| Who liked getting his junk slapped around by dirty hookers |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:37 pm | |
| Untill one night he got a gift that keeps on giving... |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:59 pm | |
| a machine that smacked his junk around for him, but it came with a warning from an old Chinese man... |
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Hungryfreak
Number of posts : 207
Location : Niflheim
Registration date : 2009-04-19
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:11 pm | |
| Who was a Cthulhu cultist who was formerly a russian transvestite prostitute transformed by fear. Now this was important because... | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:59 pm | |
| When Heat was a little boy he was once caught slamming his pole against his sisters forehead..... | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:14 am | |
| But the only problem was one day his mom caught him doing it... |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:32 pm | |
| And threatened to cut it off if he ever did it again. |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:55 pm | |
| So, instead Heat decided to head to the carnival where.... | |
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Mash
Number of posts : 2822
Age : 181
Location : Canada
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:01 pm | |
| ... they accepted him into the freakshow because he was the ugliest mofo they had ever seen. Once he was properly caged, Heats junk was.... | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:07 pm | |
| ....formally exposed once again until one day Kongor the over sized ape boy from guam.... | |
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GodlessEndeavor
Number of posts : 1472
Age : 31
Location : In the Eternal Gaze of the All-Seeing Eye
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| ...Who was actually gay, took a liking to Heat and asked him out that night... | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:41 am | |
| ...so off they went, Heat riding mightily on Kongors... | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:26 am | |
| ...and got to the sandwich store, where they found another gay partner... |
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GodlessEndeavor
Number of posts : 1472
Age : 31
Location : In the Eternal Gaze of the All-Seeing Eye
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:17 pm | |
| ...When Heat grabbed both of them by the hands and pranced with them in a field of pansies... | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:12 pm | |
| ...they proceeded to touch their privates... |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:30 pm | |
| ....by this time they grew tired so they headed to.... | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:25 am | |
| ...Heat's house by accident to find a woman in there. "HOW DARE YOU HEAT!" said one of the guys... |
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Mash
Number of posts : 2822
Age : 181
Location : Canada
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:19 am | |
| who pulled out a giant dildo and rammed it up Heat's..... | |
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BravoYankeeEcho
Number of posts : 380
Age : 33
Location : Leaning on some wall, smoking a fag.
Registration date : 2009-03-26
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:05 am | |
| ...vagoo. The giant dildo of death suddenly... | |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:39 am | |
| ....became entwined in Heat's massive..... | |
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Mash
Number of posts : 2822
Age : 181
Location : Canada
Registration date : 2009-03-07
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:54 am | |
| shitlog. Apparently that kind of thing makes Heat's bowels explode producing barrels of.... | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:53 pm | |
| tomatoes and then there was a big beer bong of doom that... |
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Heat
Admin
Number of posts : 10900
Age : 21
Location : SLEEP
Registration date : 2009-03-06
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:35 pm | |
| Kongor decided to bring home to his mom. Kongor sat the bong of doom on his table and said, hey mom........ | |
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dr.nutslap
Number of posts : 286
Age : 37
Location : New Zealand
Registration date : 2009-04-18
| | Subject: Re: Heat's Metal Paradise Neverending Story Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:32 pm | |
| "i have a confession to make. i was arrested last night.. they caught me behind the abortion clinic... having sex with abortions." | |
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