The WTF Thread

DeathMetalGod wrote:

Ummm what the fuck?

Slaytanic wrote:

DeathMetalGod wrote:

Ummm what the fuck?

Ummmm, I second that^^

There are some seriously fucked up people out there.

Who the hell is that dude?

Chris-Chan, oh man just Google him. He is one weirdo.

Who the motherfuck is Chris Chan? I googled it and some Asian dude showed up...

Behold, the mistake of God. Chris-chan (aka: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler), born February 24, 1982, is a perverse, gay, overweight, self-proclaimed "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and creator of his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Pikachu and Sonic.

Chris wears a medallion around his neck in homage to his yellow Sonic recolor, in public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shit load of medallions: The Black Sonichu medallion, and a Rosechu medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Triple, in fact, the amount originally suspected.

His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own pubes, stalking women at the mall, finding a "boyfriend-free girl" to "make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up", drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary friend, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, taking naked pictures of himself, and sexing up a blow-up doll named JULAY (which was originally sold as Kimmi). Recently, he got into big trouble when his father walked in on him while he was masturbating. Chris really needs to grow up and sell his toys on eBay. However, no one will buy his shit, so a girlfriend-free faggot he remains.

Do you really want me to continue?

dotoka wrote:

Behold, the mistake of God. Chris-chan (aka: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler), born February 24, 1982, is a perverse, gay, overweight, self-proclaimed "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and creator of his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Pikachu and Sonic.

Chris wears a medallion around his neck in homage to his yellow Sonic recolor, in public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shit load of medallions: The Black Sonichu medallion, and a Rosechu medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Triple, in fact, the amount originally suspected.

His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own pubes, stalking women at the mall, finding a "boyfriend-free girl" to "make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up", drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary friend, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, taking naked pictures of himself, and sexing up a blow-up doll named JULAY (which was originally sold as Kimmi). Recently, he got into big trouble when his father walked in on him while he was masturbating. Chris really needs to grow up and sell his toys on eBay. However, no one will buy his shit, so a girlfriend-free faggot he remains.

Do you really want me to continue?

I've said this once but I am going to say this again, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

you know what-- such things make me feel ashamed of being a human.
i`d like to be bird or something-- you know, fly all day and shit seeds

haha shit seeds.

dotoka wrote:

Behold, the mistake of God. Chris-chan (aka: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler), born February 24, 1982, is a perverse, gay, overweight, self-proclaimed "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and creator of his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Pikachu and Sonic.

Chris wears a medallion around his neck in homage to his yellow Sonic recolor, in public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shit load of medallions: The Black Sonichu medallion, and a Rosechu medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Triple, in fact, the amount originally suspected.

His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own pubes, stalking women at the mall, finding a "boyfriend-free girl" to "make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up", drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary friend, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, taking naked pictures of himself, and sexing up a blow-up doll named JULAY (which was originally sold as Kimmi). Recently, he got into big trouble when his father walked in on him while he was masturbating. Chris really needs to grow up and sell his toys on eBay. However, no one will buy his shit, so a girlfriend-free faggot he remains.

Do you really want me to continue?

ahhahahahah the man is a genius

yeah right. all the next generations will use his inventions.

Saw an emo yesterday with three black lip piercings, a hoodie which said "give up" and the gayest fringe I have ever seen in my life. It left me saying, 'what the fuck?'

Nefarious_Priest wrote:

Saw an emo yesterday with three black lip piercings, a hoodie which said "give up" and the gayest fringe I have ever seen in my life. It left me saying, 'what the fuck?'

"gayest fringe" hahahahaha, why are they allowed to be birthed? there must be some sort of check when they are in the womb to check for "emo virus" or something.

You would hope. Let's bring this check into modern day gynaecology

They are watching you. With one eye because the other one is covered with hair.

What are they watching for, the flash of a razor blade? The new Fall Out Boy record?

Slaytanic wrote:

What are they watching for, the flash of a razor blade? The new Fall Out Boy record?

Your mower.

dotoka wrote:

Behold, the mistake of God. Chris-chan (aka: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler), born February 24, 1982, is a perverse, gay, overweight, self-proclaimed "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and creator of his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Pikachu and Sonic.

Chris wears a medallion around his neck in homage to his yellow Sonic recolor, in public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shit load of medallions: The Black Sonichu medallion, and a Rosechu medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Triple, in fact, the amount originally suspected.

His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own pubes, stalking women at the mall, finding a "boyfriend-free girl" to "make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up", drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary friend, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, taking naked pictures of himself, and sexing up a blow-up doll named JULAY (which was originally sold as Kimmi). Recently, he got into big trouble when his father walked in on him while he was masturbating. Chris really needs to grow up and sell his toys on eBay. However, no one will buy his shit, so a girlfriend-free faggot he remains.

Do you really want me to continue?

ummmm, no

dotoka wrote:

Slaytanic wrote:

What are they watching for, the flash of a razor blade? The new Fall Out Boy record?

Your mower.

It would only hurt for a little while, unfortunately.

dotoka wrote:

Behold, the mistake of God. Chris-chan (aka: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler), born February 24, 1982, is a perverse, gay, overweight, self-proclaimed "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and creator of his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Pikachu and Sonic.

Chris wears a medallion around his neck in homage to his yellow Sonic recolor, in public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shit load of medallions: The Black Sonichu medallion, and a Rosechu medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Triple, in fact, the amount originally suspected.

His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own pubes, stalking women at the mall, finding a "boyfriend-free girl" to "make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up", drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary friend, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, taking naked pictures of himself, and sexing up a blow-up doll named JULAY (which was originally sold as Kimmi). Recently, he got into big trouble when his father walked in on him while he was masturbating. Chris really needs to grow up and sell his toys on eBay. However, no one will buy his shit, so a girlfriend-free faggot he remains.

Do you really want me to continue?

Uuuuuhhhh, I think you've said enough, thank you.

any time, dude. any time.

What the fucked up? And what are you talking about? o_O