Mosh pits can make ya lose weight!

Let me tell you people, the mosh pit is an excellent way to lose weight. I lost quite a few pounds after being in a pit at some bar show. I was in there with some shlubs and a skinhead. I lost like 5 pounds after that.

Oh yeah, the bar show pits can be really intense. Yes, even at a rinky dink little bar I used to go to called Frankie's. I heard that Hatebreed pits are super heavy. Oh and Slayer mosh pits... forget about it! Wow, now their mosh pits are totally amazing beyond belief!

I think mosh pits are the best. It's funny that there's some not so heavy bands with incredible mosh pits. One of the only things I'm afraid about is getting my teeth knocked out in a mosh pit. Though it would be like something to show that you've been in a pit and you survived it.

Does anyone here have any story similar to mine?

Most intense mosh I've been in was when Napalm Death played. This fat punkrocker went straight at me like three times in a row and made me bite the concrete more than once. Afterwards we both had a laugh about it though.

The circle pit at a Municipal Waste show was also pretty hardcore. Got s high-speed elbow right in the jaw so I nearly bit my own tongue off. Was talking funny for the rest of the day.

So can masturbating furiously with a watermelon....

Lord Heat wrote:

So can masturbating furiously with a watermelon....

... wait... a watermelon??

I can't really see that happening either...maybe luckily though

Lord Heat wrote:

So can masturbating furiously with a watermelon....

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